What the F**k History

133: Abandonment Issues

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 10:00:43 GMT

We start off wholesome this week but will that last... we doubt it! From Meghan talking about 1860's Japan, Matt tells us a spooooky story about some ghosts, all while Zachary talks about some of his favorite places that no longer exist, kinda. So get ready to explore some abandoned towns and forgotten history as we once again ask... what the f**k history?

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132: Just Who is that Dalton

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Computers not computing, random Steven King notes, and Spider-man shenanigans. A usual start to a usual episode! This week Matt talks World War crimes, Meghan gets real about brothels, and Zachary once again wonders if bank robbery is a good idea until he tells his story. So stick 'em up, put your headphones in, and come with us to ask.. what the f**k history?

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131: Extortion is the Answer

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

New year, same us. So lets talk about starting a war, never forgetting the lore (about dogs), and tumblr fan theories about what makes up a certain substance for your teeth. So come get down and dirty with us as we don't ever change (it's for the best trust us) and keep on asking... what the f**k history?!

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130: Leaky Leaky

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Sometimes things go awry when you record... Zachary finds that out the hard way this week as some technical difficulties short out the episode. Don't worry, it's still plenty of goofs, gags, and time to ask... what the f**k history?

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129: Chicken Run

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 11:58:09 GMT

Big titles for plays and chicken shenanigans, it's just a normal day for us here at the What the F**k History office. This week Zachary talks wild women, Meghan talks plane crashes, and Matt loses his head... or at least the subject of his story does. So come grab a snack, settle down, and do a spit take as we once again ask... what the f**k history?!

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128: Kojima Named Rivers

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 11:17:24 GMT

Guess who's back on their bulls**t?! These three folks! So buckle up in the Ford Tacoma, and get ready for a doozy! Zachary get's deep in the s**t with some dirty water, Matt turns into the batman for just a moment, and Meghan is just monkeying around. So get ready, for another wild time and help us ask... what the f**k history?!

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127: Ned's Not Dead

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 09:00:00 GMT

When in doubt, some people make scrappy homemade armor, we just make a podcast about those people! This week we get into it once again as Meghan talks about how if you don't ask permission you don't need it, Matt gets a bit spooky a few months early, and Zachary talks about a man who said f**k the government, Australian style. So sit back, relax, grab your favorite pickaxe and black powder rifle, and ask along with us... what the f**k history?!

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126: You Live, You Confuse, You Die

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It's the circle of life... or something like that! We get ready to get nuts once again as you're three favorite (non)historians do their thing! This week Matt talks about one hell of a journalist, Zachary gets all French up in here, and Meghan talks about a very erotic pool. So strap in as we take the Ford Tacoma back again and ask... what the f**k history?!

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125: It Takes a Lot of Wood

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Sometimes, ya boi just needs to make a list. And by ya boi we do mean Zachary and the list in question is siege weaponry. Because who doesn't love a good battering ram?! Along with weapons Matt talks about a war ended by the sun and Meghan brings up another sh**ty radio personality. So if you're ready to get medieval, come join us in asking... what the f**k history?!

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124: Upper Hot Dog Limit

Fri, 30 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Here it goes, here it goes again as we get ready to once again talk s**t 'bout history! Meghan talks about your new worst favorite radio host, while Matt brings us some more mass hysteria, and Zachary gets nothing... because while that's just how the cookie crumbles this time! But that's okay, he'll get extra time next week... So for this week, two out of three ain't bad while you join us in asking... what the f**k history?!

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123: ASMR Dad Death

Fri, 16 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It's always sad to have a death in the family... and with the whispering we couldn't even hear his last words, but we're pretty sure they were "listen to What the F**k History!" because a brand new episode is here! This week Zachary talks about some prison and paintings, Matt gets booming with the French, and Meghan talks about another big ol snow storm! So come, sit back, and ask with us... what the f**k history?!

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119: Raw Dog a Spiritual Connection

Fri, 02 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Sometimes you just have to led some kind of deity inside you... whatever that means to you. No shaming on this podcast. However, on this podcast this week, Matt talks about a spooky chick named Pearl, Zachary discusses the best way to win a frozen navel war, and Meghan makes us miss the age of exploration and really bad names. So get on your knees, put on your headphones, and come with us as we as... what the f**k history?

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120: S**t Will Hunting

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 08:00:00 GMT

They're lining up the shot as we speak... mostly because we're mouthing off again! What else is new? Meghan talks about a blizzard, Matt talks about some special mad lad, and Zachary discusses why hell truly has no fury like a woman scorned. So if you think revenge is sexy and blizzards suck, get ready to join us in asking... what the f**k history?

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118: Reese's Big Ti**ties

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 07:59:32 GMT

You son of a bi**h... I'm in... and so isn't a few characters in this weeks episode! This week Meghan talks about a woman who can't stop getting out of her comfort zone, Matt talks about a little wild boy, and Zachary talks about a real fake town. So get ready for another night of fancy and farces as we ask.. what the f**k history?

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117: That Hot B***h

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Sorry for the technical issues last week, but we're back in a big way. What other way do we know how to be after all? This week Zachary once again decides that every week is spooky week and gives us a vampire tale, Meghan talks the most famous woman you've never heard of, and Matt talks about a place that no one is allowed to visit. So come waste away with us in what definitely isn't margaritaville, while we ask.. what the f**k history?

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116: A Surplus of Lemons

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 09:00:00 GMT

We do our best to make some lemonade this week as things are thrown off by the passing of a dear friend. But we soldier on and do our best to make some light in dark time. Matt talks a heartfelt story about a WWII dog, Meghan gets indecent about hurricanes, and Zachary talks about the British war FOR drugs. So strap in and get ready as we release the first episode recorded in 2025 and ask along with us... what the f**k history?!

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115: Goin' Bonin'

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Getting this one down and dirty and unedited! Sometimes history is funny, and by funny we do mean hard to figure out if it's truthful or not. Sometimes, you just gotta wing it. And wing it we do this week as Zachary talks dolls, Meghan talks some science ladies and bones, and Matt talks about the best and worst friends to man. So sit down, relax, and come join us as we once again ask... what the f**k history?

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114: Crustacean Nation

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 09:00:00 GMT

It's Matt, Meghan, and Zachary in the morning and we welcome you, Crustacean Nation, to this planets finest radio program. Except it's not really a radio program is it..? Kinda..? Either way, we're here to bring you another week of wet and wild fun. Zachary talks about some lobster shenanigans, Meghan claims that they don't make whores like they used to, and Matt talks about how to die of deliciousness. So sit back, relax, check your popcorn for diseases before digestion, and join us in asking... what the f**k history?

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113: Jacques Piere Hates it Here

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 09:00:34 GMT

First episode of the year and we're already in it for the chaos! Having recorded back in gales of November we remember a certain ship or at least Zachary does. And along with him Matt talking about how the government hates poor people, and Meghan talks rich ladies and their habits. So come start the new year right, by breaking all of our promises to be good for once just after the first week of January!

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What the Heck History

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 09:00:09 GMT

Well folks, it's that time of year again and we've done our best to make the nice list! So come around the hearth and celebrate with us we we talk about some of our favorite holiday history. Matt talks reminds us about a classic poem we all know and love, Meghan talks traditions from across the ocean, and Zachary has a few things to say about White House Christmas trees. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, snuggle all warm in your beds, and help us ask... what the heck history?

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112: PhDanny Phantom

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 05:00:23 GMT

What a weird week we have getting ready for the crimbus holiday. Papa Zachary fell asleep in his recliner again but Meghan and Matt are here to pick up the slack! Matt talks about a real fake sate that never happened, and Meghan brings yet another rich lady tale. So get ready for a bit of a weird week but don't worry, we're still asking... what the f**k history?

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111: This is Not my Beautiful Hotel

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 09:00:15 GMT

Guess who's back? Meghan's back so tell a friend! While it might not have seemed like she was gone, the timeline got thrown out of equilibrium so to us it seems like she was just on vacation! So enjoy the return of the queen as this week Meghan talks hotels, Matt talks big about boats, and Zachary gives us another tale of alcoholic tidal waves. So sit back, celebrate the return, and join us in asking... what the f**k history?!

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110: Benny Frank's Alma-nemisis

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 09:00:17 GMT

Halloween, the holiday so nice we did it twice! That's right, we decided one history of cryptids wasn't enough so we decided to give you even more! Including some info about our favorite cryptid, Benjamin Franklin. So sit back, get spooky again, and join us as we ask... what the f**k history?

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109: Mythical Squatch Kush

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 08:00:15 GMT

Happy Halloween you fantastic history f**kers! What costumes did you bring to the party? This year we made sure to shamble out of the woods in regular fashion to tell you some history of our favorites cryptids, besides ourselves! So no tricks, all treats, as we once again wail out... what the f**k history?!

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108: Nero Brat Summer feat. Zoey

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 08:00:36 GMT

It might be thot-umn now but for Nero, it's always brat summer! Some come join us and our friend Zoey on the last leg of the We Miss Meghan tour! If you love crazy Roman emperors, you're not gonna want to miss this one!

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107: Nigerian Telegram Scam (w/Drew Saplin & Andre Rosas)

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 08:00:23 GMT

Well we continue the We Miss Meghan tour with two old friends, Drew and Andrew, who left us with more questions than answers last time they were here. But we're happy to have them back as we talk about the competitive world of walking (yes you heard that right) and Japan's first man in space. So join us as we get a little help from our friends this week in asking... what the f**k history?

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106: We Miss Meghan

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 08:00:06 GMT

It's Boyz Night tonight! Meghan starts her vacation and we officially begin the We Miss Meghan tour as Zachary and Matt keep on trucking. This week Zachary talks about one hell of a marathon and Matt discusses a favorite Roman nut job. So come join in on Boyz Night, a non-gender exclusive party, as we once again ask... what the f**k history?

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105: Too Many Thumbs

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 08:00:08 GMT

Well hello there old sport, we're not here to give a bum rap to anyone but we certainly are ready to once again to talk about some humdinger history. This week Zachary gets dandy about well a dandy, Meghan uses a very American measuring system for some clouds, and Matt talks about a s**ty situation. So come one down, get cozy, and once again dive in to a few things that make us just say... what the f**k history?!

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104: 100-110 Mattresses

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 08:00:17 GMT

More mattresses means more fun, right... right?! Well we hope so. Because we have 110-120 mattresses we have to off load by the end of the episode! This week Matt talks code and specifically how to break it, Meghan gets real weird about Ohio, and Zachary talks about a little old lady who killed a man. So come help us lug around these 120-130 mattresses and ask the question, what the f**k history?!

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103: Baskets for Battle

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 08:00:30 GMT

Well.. he did it again.. that a**hole! Yes we're talking about Zachary! He once again took all the time this week to talk about a tier list. But it's okay because it's a really good tier list! We promise. But Meghan also gets some time to talk about the man who invented a more mobile lifestyle on two legs. So if S tier head protection and wheeled feet sound fun to you, join us this week as we once again ask... what the f**k history?

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102: Burrito Barbra, I Choose You!

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 08:00:22 GMT

It's time, we're finally doing it. And by it, I mean one of the most f**ked up experiments in history. Isn't science fun? This week Matt talks Stanford, and Zachary talks pirate babes. So if you like to sail the high seas or cause lasting trauma to students, come join us in not asking if we could, or if we should. But rather asking... what the f**k history?

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101: My God I'm Gay!

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 08:00:59 GMT

Sometimes history is hot to go too, at least we'd like to think so! This week we get back to the weirdest we can find as Meghan talks about the history of golf, Matt brings us another WWII story (who would have guessed), and Zachary talks about a bada** babe with a gun that most certainly knows how to use it. He has a type, what can we say! So come join us in asking the important questions... like what the f**k history?!

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100: Episode Steve Hundred

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 09:00:07 GMT

It wouldn't be a Triumvirate Production (plus Steve) without a few technical hiccups. But in spite of technology trying it's best to keep us down, we're rolling out one hundred whether the universe is ready or not! At a nostalgia fest, based solely on us, we look back with some of our favorite people at the moments that made us say... what the f**k history.

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99: F**king Wimdy

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 13:47:28 GMT

We're going to apologize in advance as Zachary once again kills the vibe by talking about something important even if it's not hilarious. So get ready for a weird one as Zachary talks about tin soldiers and Nixon coming, Meghan talks about some absolutely wild wind, and Matt gives us a woman who has quite a way with words. So pick up your picket signs, call your representatives (we actually f**king mean it), and join voices as we all yell out... what the f**k history!?

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98: Solid (Snake) History

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 18:49:57 GMT

Sorry to keep you waiting.. huh? Well don't worry it's well worth the wait as we once again buckle up in the Ford Tacoma, setting phasers from stun to kill, and do the time warp again. This week Meghan once again talks about some sort of historical water sports... kinda, Matt once again brings a man from history who's story is mostly hearsay, and Zachary brings the oldest version of Big Boss out of hiding. So come with us to our heaven. Our historical... outer haven if you will so we can relax, get rowdy, and ask what the f**k history?!

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97: The Iron Jungle Gym

Fri, 17 May 2024 08:00:58 GMT

Three friends enter, three friends leave, a good time is had by all... look just because it sounds like one, we don't have to treat the iron jungle gym like it fighting arena! You're all animals... jeeze... well if you're still here get ready for a talk on the horrors of leprosy, the queen's favorite non-child, and some a** water. Trust us, it's better not to ask. But if you must, ask along with us the eternal question. What the f**k history?!

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96: Lick the Pagan Dirt

Fri, 03 May 2024 08:00:08 GMT

We're a little weird, we admit that. But sometimes we have banger ideas. Such as our new TV sitcom pitch ghost horse! No further explanation will be given or is needed. So join us this week for ghost horses, heavy metal Christmas traditions, a dude named Chick, and a really wild sword. So if any of that sounds interesting, or you're a TV exec looking for a new pilot, sit back and join us in asking... what the f**k history?!

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95: Zachary's Dark Confession

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 08:00:56 GMT

Sometimes we think we know people... but what deep dark secrets do they hide... Well! We're about to find one out as this week things get wild. Zachary spills some major beans, Meghan talks about one Hel of a liar, and Matt talks about just one of the many reasons the police system in the United States is broken. So sit back, relax, try not to pass out from appalling news, and join us in asking... what the f**k history?!

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Episode 45

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 08:00:39 GMT

You know what you need? A little more James in your life. At least that's what we think. From the insane April Fools episode comes the out takes and prerecording shenanigans of our time with James. Maybe he'll come again next year like some kind of fool gremlin, tricking us into more weird coincidences and cartoon p**n... who's to say? But until then join us and James... After Dark...

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94: What the F**k James

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 08:00:12 GMT

Now with more James than ever! If you couldn't get enough James, well here is the perfect show for you! This week we ask our friend, you guessed it, James to help us out with a little history lesson. And man... it's all connected man... like in a big weird web man... well anyway this week we get a little extra crazy, as is our April tradition. So sit back, relax, and join us in asking, what the f**k James?!

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93: Deer Force One

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 20:31:19 GMT

Look we're a little late but we're here. The Ford Tacoma got stuck wicked bad in a ouroboros pothole and you know how that goes... as a consolation here is the full unedited episode! Normally only for our special patron listeners. And in an extra special way this week, Meghan talks aliens and merry old England, Matt talks about a certain French spy, and Zachary finally discusses another heinous gentleman of history. So help us winch this truck out, grab a cold one, and exclaim with us... what the f**k history?!

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92: That Thing We Talked About

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 09:00:36 GMT

After last week with our lovely guests, it's nice to get back home to just us... well we'd say nice but you know us and how wild we get. So you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts! Matt talks about our boy Adrian once again, Zachary talks about something that is normally Meghan's game, and Meghan in retaliation does noting but she does talk about a mad mystery woman. So join us once again this week as we ask the important questions. Mostly just asking, what the f**k history?!

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91: Paved Paradise, Put up a Muffler Shop w/Historical Blunders

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 09:00:39 GMT

Don't it aways seem to go, you don't know what you got until you have on guests as weird as you are and it really makes you think. That's how that lyric goes, right? Either way we had the please of having Historical Blunders podcast join us in our insanity this week! As we talked about mad man bulldozers, sick horses, and the a man that would make Samuel L Jackson say damn, that's a bad motha f**ker. So sit back, enjoy the extra voices, and join us in a resounding chorus as we all as... what the f**k history?

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90: Too Many Names

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 09:00:10 GMT

90?! When the hel did we get so old?! It's hard to believe that we're only 10 away from the big hundred... but you better believe it because it's true! Also, believe that we ain't letting up as this week Matt talks about a man who fought in not one but two world wars, Meghan gets freaky with some alien nonsense, and Zachary grabs his bagpipes and lock picks for a heist for all of Scotland. So buckle up, don't get abducted, and join us as we ask the important question... what the f**k history?!

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89: Unattractive but Determined

Sat, 27 Jan 2024 15:10:02 GMT

It's the attack of the killer tomatoes and other wacky stories, as we once again dive on into the weirdest that history has to offer. Zachary wraps up some wild west shenanigans, Matt talks deadly fruits (fight us, they're a fruit), and Meghan talks panda ethics. Spoiler alert, we had none in the past. So get ready to get wacky, wild, and full of lycopene as we once again ask... what the f**k history?!

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88: Dr. Spit for Your Health

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 09:00:31 GMT

We'll be your huckleberry, this week and every other week we have an episode! This week we get ye haw as f**k! With Zachary talking about the insane man known as Doc Holiday, Meghan talking about our one true savior Dolly Parton, and Matt making light of a whole lotta rats. So saddle up, meet us in the street at high noon, and get ready to quick draw with us as we ask what the f**k history?!

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Forbidden Hairomancy

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 09:00:59 GMT

Happy Yuletides and a fabulous Festivus, if you were waiting for us under your tree, this is the closest you're gonna get! With sugar plums firmly in our bellies and not dancing, we get back to it. Matt tells us about a gorilla and a plane, Zachary talks about a game you should never play, and Meghan gets really weird with hair... anyway... come sit down and relax while we all recount the best, the worst, and the weirdest while we ask, what the f**k history?!

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Goblin King Cocaine and Corn Kingdoms

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 09:00:36 GMT

We got big lumpy knobs and weird a f**k history! This week we dig down deep as Matt talks about a submarine with a plumbing problem, Zachary discusses his love for how bad we were at medicine, and Meghan talks about a whole place made of corn! Ooops, all corn I guess. So enjoy, pop some of those wild kernels, and enjoy that salty snack as we all as... what the f**k history?!

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Gum Shoe Jim Bop and the Return of Jimmy Two Shoes

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 09:00:19 GMT

Fat full of turkey and pie, we waddle our way back into the Ford Tacoma for another week of what the f**k. This time Meghan takes the wheel to start by talking about the famous African samurai, Matt talks about one hell of an axe murder, and Zachary talks about the most magnificently named man we've discussed to date. So if you have any leftover pie, well it's probably bad by now so go buy some more and sit down with us as we ask, what the f**k history?

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Mojo Dojo Castle House

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 09:00:23 GMT

We might not be heading to the Malibu Beach, but we are heading back in history to find the wackiest things possible for you! Matt talks about the time the radio got a bit too real, Meghan talks about some dude bro castle craziness, and Zachary once again gets wild with some Viking bros. So get in the pink Cadillac, put on your best sunglass, and ride off with us as we all ask, what the f**k history!?

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MIH: Missing in History

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 09:00:20 GMT

What's better than a Halloween episode and a bonus After Dark? Why the powerful combination of the two!! So that's what we gave you! Now go enjoy this full unedited and extra wild episode where Matt and Zachary discuss missing peoples, and Meghan talks about how horrible mental health care is in this country. So sit back, get spooky (albeit a bit late), and join us in saying... what the f**k history?!

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Anchored Up, Not in a Sexual Way

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 08:00:47 GMT

We wanna go fast, and if they're handing out prizes for historical fact finding... well we aren't always the best at it but damn do we try for gold. So jump on in and get things mostly right and always funny as Matt talks about a fisherman who doesn't give up, Meghan talks about a guy who just wanted to kill people, and Zachary talks about the worst sports rivalry ever. Like seriously ever. So hoist the anchor, unfurl the main sail, and lets hit the open ocean as we all shout from the crows nest, what the f**k history?!

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A Bad Plan and a Great Hat

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 08:00:24 GMT

Well folks it looks like Zachary is gonna take all the time once again. But at least we learn to share as we swap who gets to tell the second story while Zachary continues to talk all things Blair Mountain. But this week Matt talks about some wild taxes, some sheep, and disputes between the British and the United States. Who would have guessed that would happen? So sit down, stand up, do the hokey pokey, but mostly just listen as we once again ask, what the f**k history?

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Sugar Daddy Do, What Sugar Daddy Does

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 08:00:13 GMT

Solidarity forever, and more stories about the terrible things we've done as a group of peoples. That's right folks, we are back and we are coming in swinging. At least one of us is as Zachary takes up more time than he should talking about unions, Matt gets skipped over because see aforementioned taking up too much time, and Meghan talks about one insatiable woman. So sit back, sign up for your membership card, and get ready to ask with us, what the f**k history?!

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#cowjustice

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 08:00:48 GMT

Get up off your butts and come demand that which is rightfully deserved, justice for a cow who died well along time ago. And if that doesn't sound appealing, well then just listen to your three favorite idiots blather on about history. This week Meghan gets Paleolithic on some rich dude, Zachary demands the titular cow justice, and Matt brings us a good story about a good girl. So grab your signs, take to the internet, and scream out with us what the f**k history?!

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Healthy Boundaries with God

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 19:59:17 GMT

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy f**king ghost we are back and ready to party with that good communion wine! We've arrived better late than never, to bring you some of the wildest west stories, the real gay agenda (according to Meghan), and Matt talks about some real Inglorious Bastards kinda sorta.. so while we may have gotten here late, we brought lots of drinks so don't be too mad at us as we pull up and ask, what the f**k history!

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Episode 28: for the People

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 08:00:50 GMT

Wait, what's this? After Dark doesn't come out on the regular feed? Well this week it does! That's right folks, just for you all we're showing off what the podcast is like before we hit the proper record button, you know the bigger one slightly left of the other one. So in case you're curious about the Patreon or just one a week of extra us, you're welcome and enjoy joining us... After Dark.

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Not so Steam Powered Sex

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 08:00:01 GMT

We promised you the goods and now we are here to deliver, so don't say we never did nothing for you! Zachary once again (eagerly) dives back into a subject he claims to know a lot about, Matt brings up the no-so-princess who had to deal with the consequences of her own actions, and Meghan talks about the Japanese island of all of our dreams. So strap in, sit tight, and don't fidget too much in the back seat or so help us, we'll turn this Ford Tacoma around, and join in as we ask what the f**k history?

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You Know, for Pleasure?

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 08:00:58 GMT

We come back swinging this week as Matt gets us right off track right away with a never ending bit we wish we came up with. Well instead we found three other dumb stories from long long ago. Zachary talks about a war of bread and no butter, Matt brings up our boy Benny Franks, and Meghan talks about a boy who just wanted to build castles. So get ready, get seated, and get something else (we don't care what it's your choice) while you join us in asking, what the f**k history?!

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Big Tiddy Vietnam

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 08:00:53 GMT

Three quarters of the way there and holy hell we haven't gotten any less troublesome have we? This week we get a little mean spirited for the fireworks extravaganza that is the fourth but in all fairness, America hasn't been that good this year so we didn't feel like throwing it a birthday party. However, Meghan is ready to talk about a warrior woman with mile long mammaries, Zachary gets wild about pirates yet again, and Matt talks about a woman so bada** that she should have been a pirate. So as we once again find ourselves on watch lists and definitely late to the party, come join in anyway as we ask... what the f**k history?!

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And Then the Nukes Kiss

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 08:00:01 GMT

And kiss they do as we get all lovey dovey (in a way) this week with another set of weird stuff no one really wanted us to know. Meghan this week talks about some elephant riding ladies, Matt discusses the pros and cons of war time tree maintenance, and Zachary talks about a bit of lunar problem we tried to solve the American way. We continue to apologize as we still have a few technical difficulties but we promise, they will be fixed soon. But in spite, or full of spite you choose, these issues we hope you'll still join us in asking, with gusto this time, what the f**k history?

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Do We Really Need Louisiana?

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 08:00:19 GMT

You love us because of our flaws, not just in spite of them right? Because we have a little oopsie on Matt's audio this week so while it might not be the best quality, the jokes are still top notch. Zachary pulls a 90s slam cut on us while talking about science and sex raves, while Meghan forgets a title but brings the heat with a possible historical shit post, and Matt brings quite the caboose on the end with another story from the second World War. So despite a little bit of tinny voice on one track, we still invite you to get weird with us once again as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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Not my Papa

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 08:00:18 GMT

This week we once again get together for some nice wholesome fun... just kidding! Like we know how to be family friendly? We once again grab history by the horns and pin in to the ground as this week Matt discusses our boy Kosrow who had a way with city planning, Meghan talks about one bad pope (in particular), and Zachary continues to talk capers as he gets both wild and west. So between discussions about our favorite gender neutral terms for the bedroom and random singalong bits, we manage to learn a thing or two as we ask, what the f**k history?

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Episode 22

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 08:00:27 GMT

We're here this week with an extra special extended After Dark segment. In order to stack the deck exactly how we want it, we decided to give y'all a little bit we recorded even without an episode coming after. So sit back as we just shoot the breeze without any episode needed. Relax and join us, After Dark.

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The Episode of Looming Threats

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 15:17:47 GMT

Take me out to the ball game, take me away from sports and to this podcast because we find baseball boring. Sorry! But if you're like us and are more interested in stupid stories than bats on balls, boy have we got a week for you. Zachary talks about yet another Roman, this one being too much man for any lady to handle, Matt gets crazy on some small time pirate history, and Meghan brings us home with a wild ride from up in the sky. So make sure you're warmed up, step up to the plate, and chant loudly from the stands with us, what the f**k history?!

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The Award for Dynamite Goes Boom

Fri, 19 May 2023 08:00:26 GMT

Starting off on the right (we lied it's the wrong) foot with Matt making our minds flip with what he learned today. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until you're past the first three minutes of the show. Because this week Matt also talks about a lot of people's French mistress who was pretty good with a sword, Zachary talks about some wild dinner time crooks, and Meghan talks about the explosive power behind the most well known prize. So get ready, get set, and try not to blow up as we strap rockets to the Ford Tacoma this week and scream out the windows, what the f**k history!?

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Ha Noice

Fri, 05 May 2023 08:00:35 GMT

Well, we are here. We know that we're late (probably) but hey, we made it! Ready to shake our heads disapprovingly at histories efforts, Zachary talks about the man with the most rizz, Meghan talks long and hard about a Russian surprise, and Matt stirs up some controversy for the podcast. So sit down, we're about to take attendance and you don't want to be late like us, and raise your hand to ask the question, what the f**k history?

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Gender is Made up but Espionage Matters

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 08:00:28 GMT

Back and more brazen than ever! While we have never had a take that wasn't steaming hot, this week we get up there on the historical Scoville scale. Meghan brings us a story from France and China and well a bunch of other places, Zachary once again gets into some beef with an author or two, and Matt discusses the joys of being a parent. So enjoy as we run a little over our allotted hour and crack (not so)wise as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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The First Strike of 2023

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 08:00:43 GMT

Well, we tried to be good... clearly one of us messed up because we're dishing out a strike! This week, Matt gives us the wild tale of the nuclear man, Meghan talks about the most well traveled woman we ever heard of, and Zachary gets back to nature and gives you a list of names you'll absolutely never forget. We sure didn't. So cut us some slack as we deal with a bit of background noise, trip up at the batter's box, and ask what the f**k history?!

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Legal gets Involved

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 09:00:41 GMT

Guess who's back? We're back. Well we never really left but one of us took a vacation so we're celebrating a triumphant return anyway! We once again get all weird on history with a man who was a dragon, who liked books, Meghan talking about her favorite real life historical fiction, and Matt once again returns to WWII to do some ghost busting. Oh and we once again reignite the age old debate of Gushers vs Fruit by the Foot. So buckle your seat belts, we're revving up the Ford Tacoma, and blasting back into it as we ask what the f**k history?!

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Oh Captain My Captain

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 09:00:07 GMT

Board your ships, throw up the anchor, and man your cannons because we're going wild tonight! Getting back to basics, Matt makes us question our sanity with some twins straight out of Misery, Zachary gets back to it searching for all your doubloons, and Meghan goes nuclear on all of our a**es in the best way possible. So sit back, relax, grab a drink by the big windows, and watch as we once again bomb it in the best way possible as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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What the Piss History

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 09:00:46 GMT

Raise the main sale and pull up the anchor, we're about to set sail on an ocean of weird once again! With a not so cleaver rename of the podcast (that we promise won't be staying) we get ready for the wild waves ahead. Zachary brings us a story about the little cook that could eventually, you know, right after discussing the latest in high seas fashion, Matt brings us a wild woman who just so happened to be in WWII, all while Meghan talks about the lovely old timey tourism industry that was dead people on display. So cinch up that bowline, batten down the hatches, and get ready to ride this one out as we once again ask, what the f**k history?!

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Scientifically Prepared for Horny

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 09:00:10 GMT

Back at it with our first official episode recorded in this, the year of our lord, 2023! Getting right down on it Matt starts his own segment within a show but only after we all pay our respects to Justin, the king of podcasts within podcasts, Zachary talks about some serious stuff this episode so be warned, but Meghan brings us back home with the always humble garden gnome. So sit down, get your lawn ornaments organized, and get ready for the first of many for this weird year as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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I Would Walk 7,990 Miles

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:00:13 GMT

Bigger, badder, and with even more attitude, the gang gets back into the ring to go a few more round with the wildest stories history has to offer. Zachary continues his mini-series while tearing through the old west, Meghan talks about someone heading home in the most roundabout way possible, and Matt gives a whole list of accomplishments that lead to one of the best titles a person can earn. So lace up your gloves and put up your dukes because we've never been ones to back down from anything. So chant along with us as the fight bell rings, what the f**k history?

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Meats and Sweets

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 10:00:02 GMT

Start spreading the news, we're back from vacay! That's right folks, with a little extra rest under our eyes, we managed to remove dark circles from our faces while diving into some even darker circles of history! Matt brings us a tale of a man who lacked very little in life but still had a very untimely death, Zachary is back on his bulls**t and we won't be elaborating on that, all while Meghan talks about why women are so much better at murder than men. So grab your favorite salty snack, settle into your favorite seat, and fade off to your happy place with us as we... oh no you're driving pay attention to the road as we ask what the f**k history?!

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The One Where Zach Tries

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 09:00:53 GMT

After laying down for a long winter's nap we are back and more wild than ever. If you couldn't tell by the episode title. With our holiday spirit behind us, at least one of us is ready for a fight as we get back in the ring with history in one corner, and us in the other. Zachary talks about some sucky sultan who clearly had some issues giving up power, Matt goes full dad mode once again with more WWII history, and Meghan crosses an ocean to talk all about sharks and ships. Get ready to get pumped up this week as we bring a whole lot of excess energy to the table as we climb to the top rope and ask, what the f**k history?

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Knock Knock, It's Dickens Bitch

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 09:00:49 GMT

We wish you a merry merry, as we gather around the fire we probably lit ourselves to tell stories of holidays past. And boy were they a rowdy bunch back then, and that's coming from us. Meghan gets into the spirit by regaling us with how carols came to be, while Zachary talks about a few fellows on the naughty list, and Matt finishes stuffing the stockings with some good ol' fashioned American boat rides. So no matter how you celebrate, come join us for a few laughs and wishing everyone good tidings and good health, as we ask once again what the f**k history?

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Shark Boy & Lava Mayor

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 09:00:57 GMT

Fat, happy, and full of pie, we crawl back off of our couches and into action as we come off the holiday swinging! After debating the proper technique for a (consensual) spanking, we get down to business. Meghan while debating the nature of hero and Disney princess origins talks about a sailor who never quite got the lesson a shark tried to teach him, Matt talks about an absolute Chad and it's all Greek to Meghan, while ZaCHary makes sure you remember his God Pharaoh status as he talks about the criminal side of hustle culture. Be prepared for us to be off the rails more than we are on this episode, as we ask the important questions. You know, like what the f**k history?!

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Dead Pints Society

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:00:50 GMT

It's once again time to blow dust off of the tomes and get a little weird with history! Things start out strong as the gang spends a bit too long discussing mortality and the ethics of ice cream, but soon enough they're back to usual business. Matt gets back to dissing the French despite our leniency last week, ZaChary returns to his special segment and talks about a good ol' Irish boy, all while Meghan brings it home with a piece she has titled Men Need to do Less and More at the Same Time. Which somehow does make some sense. And while we don't always make sense as a whole, we'll keep on asking, what the f**k history?

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Mo Money, Mo Piracy

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:00:50 GMT

After our time away from the usual business, due to spooky Halloween business, we get back to what we do best. Laughing inappropriately at some of the less than fine moments in history. ZaCHary continues the series within a show by talking about the gentleman Chad of pirates, Meghan can't get enough of the spooky season and decided to deal in the delights of murder, and Matt brings us home with the first recorded bank heist in American History. We get a momentary interruption due to some dog related shenanigans but we manage to get the sails hoisted and the parking brake off on the Ford Tacoma, buckle up while we ask What the F**k History?

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Ghosts, Goblins, and Gangplanks

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:00:33 GMT

A little spooky, a little scary, and definitely a lot silly. The gang gathers up their EMF readers and Ouija boards as we ask the powers of the great beyond to grant us some podcast guidance. Matt makes waves with some eerie ship stories, Zachary talks about spooky ol' England, and Meghan finishes things up with a good old fashion haunted house. With all the excitement for the season we bring this historical horror show back from the grave to ask, what the f**k history?

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Not Another True Crime Show

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 08:00:05 GMT

This week gets wild right out the gate, as we once again question history but also the universe and human anatomy. Nothing is ever off limits and we make that clear as we dive right in. Zachary Starts off his new series within the show with ol' boy Bill Miner and debates the loss of face to face interaction with white collar crime, while Meghan discusses the adventures of Lobster Boy America's worst superhero, and Matt talks about how one might get tricked into paying a little too much for a... souvenir of sorts. We break the mold, accidentally stepping all over true crimes feet, as we stumble through another week of asking, what the f**k history?*

*Stay tuned after the episode for a preview of What the F**k After Dark

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Dawn of Crab-man!

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 08:00:45 GMT

Well the goofs start coming and they don't stop coming as we all take turns jumping in the driver's seat of the Ford Tacoma at each new red light. This week, Matt discusses a brave soccer team who does great work but will most likely be killed in the morning, Zachary brings all his mob connections (which for legal purposes don't actually exist) to the table, and Meghan brings out one of Zachary's biggest fears... old timey steam boilers. So buckle your seat belts, then unbuckle them, run a lap, and get back in as we take off in the sunset asking, where's the god d**n dynamite?! No, that's not right... it's what the f**k history?

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A Puppet that Vapes

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 09:00:16 GMT

Back from a short vacation for some of us, we slowly descend into madness but make sure rip right into another week of stories just for you. Meghan gives us the low-down on dog loving cultists, Papa Matt talks about the British beef patrol (not actual historical name) and divine intervention, while Zachary makes an oopsie, loses his gold star, but gives you one and a half stories to say he's sorry. With more than a few ups and downs and even praising the French, much to our surprise, we pack our beach chairs into the Ford Tacoma and get back on the road and ask, what the f**k history?

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Just Another F**king Tuesday

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 09:00:33 GMT

After the high of episode 50, it's time to get back to it sadly without the help of the listeners and Steve. But whoever said we can't do our own research was wrong, we can but we just like to make Kevin in intern do it. This week Zachary gets a little close to Matt's territory by talking about some Korean War conflicts and trains, Matt talks about a man with 11 secret herbs and poisons, and Meghan disowns economic theory, proclaims herself an anarchist, and also talks about some tulips. All in a days work. While this week we all end up having to break down certain things into idiot sized chunks on more than one occasion, we still manage to get it out and ask what the f**k history?

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Per Your Request

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 08:00:20 GMT

Hey, it looks like we're officially over the hill! Fifty episodes older and absolutely none the wiser, the gang gets Steve to join them in person for once as we take your requests for the first time on the show. Zachary talks Texas and other insanity, while Meghan sinks into the woman who can't sink herself, all while Matt ends with a few tales reminding us that drugs are bad. Thank you all for fifty wonderful episodes, for submitting your requests, and in general making us have so much fun as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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Water Goes in, Steam Powered Sex Comes Out

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 09:00:33 GMT

Ready to rumble in more ways than one, we come out of the gate strong this week as we inch ever closer to the 50 episode mark! Zachary gets down and dirty per usual with some randy rankings, Meghan talks about how we all were horny on main for some certain flowers, and Matt gets a might uppity about some small town shenanigans out west. So buckle up in the Ford Tacoma, roll down the windows because this week is steamy, and right when you feel the urge be sure to scream out with us, what the f**k history?

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I Simp, You Simp, We Simp

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 09:00:36 GMT

Oh it's a hot one and we're full of hot takes but what else is new? If you missed us causing mayhem, you'll be happy to hear we are back in full force this week as Meghan gets into the ring with Regan for round 2, Matt has to suspect foul play because CSI wasn't around for a certain sultan, and Zachary decides to get weird and make everyone work for their satisfying ending for a change. So buckle up, grab your bingo cards, and shake your fists angrily at the sky as we all yell... what the f**k history?

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Grimbis Lovin'

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 09:00:31 GMT

We make our way back to a time when Matt was stricken with Covid and Meghan started off with some technical issues. And Zachary's problems, well their too many to list. But still our heroic, depending on who you ask, hosts manage to pull out some more stories for some over the top insanity. Matt makes a few good points about some sticky fingered girl bosses, Zachary talks about some old English crack downs on crime (where we only get a little side tracked by heavy set gentlemen), and Meghan talks about how the good ol' days weren't always so good as much as they were eek infested. At least according to Meghan. So make sure to wear your mask, pop an extra vitamin or two, and ask along with us, what the f**k history?!

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Terms and Conditions

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 09:00:15 GMT

The first episode of our bonus series, a show about the show, we take you behind the scenes on some of the fun stuff we've been working on. So come hangout with us as we get into goofs a bit preemptively.

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The Rise of Jimmy Two Shoes

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 18:12:28 GMT

Pardon our delay but we promise it was worth it. Technical issues aside, we once again get cozy with out microphones and completely out of our minds. With podcast dad Matt wrapped up in our off the rails tangents, we do our best to find an exit back on to history highway. Meghan discusses the finer points of a fashion war, Zachary once again gets into the battle mushrooms, all while Matt wraps it up pretty with some amateur science. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t go well. So let’s pay our late fees, check out some new material, and ask what the f**k history?

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Newton's Laws of Sexual Attraction

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 08:00:21 GMT

Going hard on history is kind of our thing, but this week it happens right out of the gate. Zachary gets a little over excited about some civil war shenanigans, Meghan decides that one sandbox isn't enough for her, and Matt, per our request, puts a little extra stank on his Italian bucket battle. All while we can't seem to keep our conversation in one linear direction. History doesn't make a whole lot of sense though, what's you're excuse? Whatever it is, sit back and relax with a healthy dose of what the f**k history?

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Hills to Die On

Fri, 20 May 2022 09:00:16 GMT

This week we get ready to shuffle around the usual mess and steal each other's thunder just a bit. Don't worry, it'll get stolen right back. Matt brings us a few tales of how petty people can get, Zachary lays the ground work for yet another historical heist movie, and Meghan gets deep into prohibition philosophy. After defining exactly what inflection is appropriate for the year, we finally get down to brass tacks and ask the question, what the f**k history?

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Madison Gets Lost in the Sauce

Fri, 06 May 2022 08:00:00 GMT

We’re back once again to break in and tell you the things you never learned from polite society! It’ll only take an hour so please just hear us out. Zachary talks about how one sided a congressional conversation can be, while Matt returns to Rome and the glow of the great Orange Julius, all while Meghan calls upon our rubber chicken mascot to debate philosophy. Once again we start our week right with a bowl full of facts and a sprinkle of sarcasm. Help us enjoy a well balanced history lesson as we ask what the f**k history?

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Tony Hawk's Pro Clam Skater

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:00:00 GMT

Back in the saddle and doing our best not to fall off, we once again make a mess of history. Well history made the mess itself but we’re refusing to clean it up. Zachary gets enraged over a berserker on a bridge while Meghan makes the most out of creepy men and drowned girls. Bringing us both terror and delight, Matt finishes us up this week by discussing some truly dirty birds. So grab your mop and bucket before proceeding to get in the muck with us as we ask the question, what the f**k history!?

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War & Pasta

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Back at it and this time, it's not a joke. Okay we lied, it's all a joke to us but that's just how we roll! With no one managing to strike out this time we rev up the Ford Tacoma for another wild ride. Matt shows us that being something of scientist in history meant human rights violations, Meghan brings the Comedy Central roast of the Pope back from the dead, and Zachary makes us all wonder why every story doesn't have CS Lewis doing heists in it. With open minds, full hearts, and stomach pains from laughing we ask the question, what the f**k history?

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I Fought the Drugs, and the Drugs Won

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 08:00:00 GMT

With a bright future ahead and the past, well being the past, we decided to give you all a small little bonus episode! With a few things different and some twists and turns for sure we hope you enjoy a little extra something something. Be sure to listen all the way until the end so you don't miss a thing!

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Snippin' and Clippin'

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Someone finally let us out for the week and despite all our rage we’re still not Nicholas Cage. With that said, Meghan helps us question how real National Treasure is, Zachary reminds us why we and Mary Shelly work hard for our explicit tag, while Matt retreads some ground that never made it off the cutting room floor originally. Never say we don’t keep our word because one of us gets three strikes and has to sit in time out. Please tell us you missed them as we finish up at two thirds strength asking, what the f**k history?

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The Little Greek That Could

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 09:00:00 GMT

We get a little tongue tied this week but that doesn’t stop us from barreling on through anyway. Matt makes us very quickly agree that even modern Greeks are worthy of myth, while Zachary goes in a slightly different direction by discussing the prelude to the mass murder of atomic weapons, all while Meghan not only keeps her cool better than us, but gives a final ruling on the advice of angels. This week we break the illusion of being intelligent people for just a few minutes, actually, who are we kidding you know we’re just as wacky as the history we talk about. So laugh along with us as we ask, what the f**k history?

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Con Artists and Corn Stars

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 09:00:00 GMT

With all the modern history going on lately we shout... well this looks like a job for me, as we dive into much less recent affairs of humanities storied past. From the con-artists that could taking over a sleepy town, to being way too horny for Roman fight boys, and Meghan stealing some World War II right out from under Matt's nose. We get back to what we know and do best, which is mostly stupid jokes and refusing to take a strike, as we ask the important questions. Like what the f**k history?!

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I Dream of Erotic Jesus

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 09:00:00 GMT

We’re back and now that we have tackled a serious episode, it’s time to get back to what we do best. Tell ridiculous stories, act like idiots, and probably mispronounce a lot of things. We put on our cape and cowl as Zachary tracks down the tale of a real life Riddler, Matt educates us about a marvelous medieval man child, and Meghan gives us the tale of how one might build their own mechanical savior. All while trying to stop us from creating our own erotic goth goddess to worship. So grab your history books, arm yourselves with your listening devices, and send your prayers to the god pharaoh or your favorite goth girl, while we ask you and the whole of time and space, what the f**k history?

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No One Died From Sky Farts

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 09:00:00 GMT

All revved up and only one place to go! Where is that place? We don’t rightly know because what is time really? This week Meghan debates the economy of the cosmos and the the merits of precognitive podcasting, Zachary makes everyone miserable with important but scary information, and Matt does his best to pick us up with the one true emperor of America. So get strapped in and ready for a roller coaster as we get a little serious before we get a little stupid and ask the question, what the f**k history?!

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What the F**k Historical Stunt Spectacular!

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 09:00:00 GMT

Our audio is a bit out of wack this week and we apologize, but it’s only because we all crammed into one room to bring you the What the F**k Historical Stunt Spectacular! For the first time all three of us gather in the same room to look each other and you the listeners dead in the eyes while we talk about the worst the world has to offer. From an ice cream odyssey, to the cutest child soldier, and even human tea cakes at Tiffany’s. Follow along as we all get a good look at each other as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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I'll be Voltron for the Holidays

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 10:00:00 GMT

As we three knuckleheads gather around our festive hearth to share stories, our powers combine to create the super holiday spectacular you’ve all been waiting for! Zachary confuses the crowd with a flurry of time stamps and revolt, while Meghan discusses the finer points of arson. Matt finally gives us the Christmas cheer we all waited for with a heartwarming tale of the government and Santa. So sit back, clean up the wrapping paper mess you’ve made, and do a spit take of hot coco while we all ask, what the f**k history!?

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G'day Doctor Cowboy

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 09:00:00 GMT

It only gets weirder as we keep going. With our one year anniversary only slightly behind us, we pack into the Ford Tacoma and hit the gas on some of our weirdest stories yet. The fastest knife in the west end causes Zachary to impersonate a British cowboy, we try our best to piss off PETA for a second time with a spy vs spy vs hippo story, and Meghan makes us all question if we can go one week without people eating each other. We take you deep into our mind holes for a horrific look at the weird and wacky as we once again ask, what the f**k history?!

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Einstein had Midichlorians

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 09:00:00 GMT

The fates have aligned as the god king, the abyssal princess, and Matt (who still needs to be bequeathed a moniker) take their thrones and consult with the council of goofs once more. Zachary gets ready to rumble alongside Honest Abe, Meghan helps us follow along Einstein’s brains big adventure, and Matt gets close to his strike counter while talking about the best sniper boy out there. With the cold of winter setting in why not come warm up by our fire as we share the stories that make us say, what the f**k history?!

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Extra Sunny God Balls

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Back at it again folks with our typical eldritch, I mean historical bulls**t. No holding back this week as Meghan brings the heat with some light wars which reminds ZaCHary where exactly he left his god throne, Zachary gets a bit salty about billionaires both past and present, while Matt shows us that there is nothing great about being mummified while still alive. All while tying to keep us on track. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t exactly work. But somehow we keep this thing on the rails for at least one more episode as we ask well… what the f**k history?!

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Spookier, Scarier, History..er?

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Halloween might be over, but we’re pulling the holiday’s shambling corpse out of the grave for one last hurrah as we dive down into this year’s Halloween spectacular. Get ready to be comfortable being uncomfortable as Meghan shows us why too many first names (among other things) is definitely an indicator of bad things, Matt leaves us to ponder the handkerchief conversion rate, and Zachary reminds us all that we never knew anything about medicine. Ever. Can you count the number of “Oh F**k’s” Zachary says as we do our best to find the humor in shmannibalism and ask what the f**k history?!

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The ZaCHary Problem

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Would the real doctor please stand up!? Because this guy clearly is a quack. We let the weird out a little longer than normal today as we get a full Tarantino five act story of misguided medicine, a Canadian Ocean’s level heist, and a family fire that still makes no sense to us. With a little cliff hanger that quickly gets resolved, we stay spooky for the month of October as we ask as always, what the f**k history?!

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Italian Hands You Can Feel!

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Another week, another story, another not so subtle advertisement of Zachary’s butt. With the start of spooky season we get wild as we bring up the gentlemanly way to win a fight (it involves asking nicely), we rag on the Puritans once again as we talk about a man we’d all trust with an old timey orgy, and discuss the finer points of living in a dystopian hellscape with an insane leader. So get weird with us as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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Matt Gets a Gold Star

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 08:00:00 GMT

What’s that?! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s the insanity of humanities collective past! Oh and also birds, a lot of birds in this one. Strap in as we bring our weirdest this week including a war on birds, the most unnecessary battle ever, and truly ghosts in someone’s blood (really but kind of). This week Matt gets to be the know it all and we all get to shout what the f**k history?!

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WoW That's a lot of Plague

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 09:00:00 GMT

We have awoken from our slumber and... oh dang Zachary is sick. And so isn't this history as this week we tackle the weirdest man to come out of WWII since our boy Mad Jack, how even in fake life we can't escape death, and even in the 1930's we were obsessed with cute animal stories. Big ones. So grab your crop tops and fishnets, buckle into your seat in the Ford Tacoma, and get ready for this bumpy. We make sudden stops this week as w-what the f**k history?!

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Where Does the Poop Go!? (With The Most Podcast)

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Back and… dirtier then ever? The gang gets up to some very low brow hijinks as we welcome Andrew Rosas and Drew Saplin of The Most Podcast! With room in the backseat of the Ford Tacoma for everyone, we discuss the interesting and dangerous trends that came long before the gram, the roast master supreme of France, what if we had presidential zombies, and all about a ham sandwich that caused trench warfare. With a few extra laughs, we recorded the proof of our hilarity this time, and a few extra stories we once again ask, what the f**k history!?

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Florida Man (Blank)

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 09:00:00 GMT

With the gang all here on the spookiest day of the year that isn’t Halloween, we dive deep into the swamps to bring you the best of the worst. While Zachary is busy casually hitting on the audience, Meghan talks about the worst mayor since… well ever, Matt makes us cringe with a love sick count, and Zachary gives us all a reason to cheer on the mob. Thank you once again to Death Roll Apparel for sponsoring us and we hoped you enjoyed a little of that home town flavor as we ask, what the f**k history?

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Back and Byron Than Ever

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 09:00:00 GMT

We’re back baby, and so aren’t a few of our old friends from history. With never enough of our favorites we discuss the immortal Lord Byron, statement that becomes more ironic after you listen, the best Great Depression Episode of Horders, and we prove that Pat Benatar was right, love is a battle field. With a special shout out to someone we actually know and who’s very much alive, Steve, we continue to fill our glasses, raise a toast, and wait hold on… there something in our wine… it’s what the f**k history?!

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Meghan Gets a Gold Star

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Better late than never, the gang adds in another episode with a subtle bit. Very subtle. Almost as subtle as our hero this week. Who hunted U-boats, invented sexting, and might have learned to talk to elephants. Not to be out done, Meghan brings tales from the lesser known of the last name who still managed to make his own country where there were no gods, no kings, only trash island. So strap in to your seats, get ready for the English Lit lesson you never knew you needed, and be ready to ask what the f**k history?!

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The DARE Program and Dad Naps

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Back and better (that’s subjective) than ever! The gang brings you along another wild ride this week as we dare to dig through the weird sh*t your ancestors left behind. From the best Irish spring, to Wiley Coyote’s stunt man, and even writing the new Ocean’s movie, things get weird real quick this week. We sing a few songs, have a few laughs, and as the question, what the f**k history?!

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Procopius Wouldn't Call it a Comeback

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT

We've been here for years! Or at least 19 episodes. And this is the one where things get weird... but what else did you expect from us? The gang gets another visit from their favorite half-assed historian, we get a redo on the little ship that couldn't, and give a lot of awww's for a horse and his boy. Or rather a horse and his stark raving mad emperor. With weird terminology, a can do attitude, and the inability to pronounce a name right, we still somehow get snookered in the brown and end up asking what the f**k history?!

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2022: The Year of the Deepest V

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:00:00 GMT

All revved up and only one place to go, and that is straight to the explicit tag as the gang gears up to make you make that one face in that meme. You know which one right? Ha ha we're all laughing. From reinventing the trolly problem with 99 plus luftballons, to explaining the merits of Victorian fashion, and even a reason as to why you can't find that thing you just put down (as long as you live in Maine). This week we trade in the Ford Tacoma for a Mystery Machine, don't worry the quantum actuator just needs to be fixed it'll be out of the shop by next week, and rip the rubber mask off to realize it was... WHAT THE F**K HISTORY?!?!

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If Problematic, Eliminate

Fri, 21 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Back at it with the historical hot takes, Matt buries the lead once again while Meghan continues to report on Greeks flashing for freedom. A trip in the Ford Tacoma brings us back to when apparently everyone was named James, wooden legs were to be destroyed without prejudice, and if all else failed you accused the physician of seducing your wife. A little goes a long way in life but once again we ask (a lot) what the f**k history?

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Bears, and Bears, and Bears Oh My!

Fri, 07 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Beware us, as the gang records on the Ides of March. Not so typical shenanigans ensue as we all realize what we brought in our historical picnic baskets. From producing our own head cannon for a bear we barely know, to learning not to mess with nature, back to once again really messing with nature... and artillery shells. We can't forget those. Locked and loaded to give you our most unbearable jokes, last pun we swear, and ask the question what the f**k history?

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Wet and Wilde History

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT

This week the gang comes back to discuss the boy who wouldn’t die, the merits of having more sass and a lot of ass, and the Greek gay icon we never knew we needed. Also Meghan shares an emotional story from her childhood, causing a slight breakdown over onions. For once we manage to keep our French feelings bottled up. Oh and apparently money solves all the problems except death. Once again we dig deep, get Wilde, and ask what the f**k history!?

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This Just-in

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT

In this episode the gang gathers to whip out yet another recurring bit, can you find it? Oh and we also piss off skittles and discuss the finer points of cannibalism. For the first time... we think but we can’t be sure. This episode we figure out way around the new 7/11 meat slurpee, a woman who, much like the joker, preferred her backstory to be multiple choice, and why aquatic explosive are always the best option. This one goes out as a special thanks to Justin and all of our great listeners for giving us reasons to say what the f**k history?!

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This Episode is Sponsored (Kinda)

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT

This week the gang does quite a lot of thanking, from our good friend Cat who gave us a great story this week to the many fans we found out we have around the world. With our trusty time traveling truck we explore the use of breasts as a legal defense, how to get the most out of your spaghetti trees, and the pizza argument that almost broke the internet. Lucky episode thirteen leads to a few crashes and burns along the way won't stop us from asking, what the f**k history?

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Pardon our Interruption

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Once again the gang returns to World War II, all of the dads would be proud of us. We also find out that Meghan is most certainly a father. Jumping Fenchmen, the scariest version of clowns, going for the long con, and a lot of Ryan Reynolds jokes are in store as we once again ask the question what the f**k history? Also Ryan, if you're listening, we'd apologize but we'll leave that to you professionals up in Canada.

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Zachary Gets a Gold Star

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 13:00:00 GMT

The gang is back and better than ever! Or at least Zachary thinks so as this week he (claims to) know a little something about each of our stories. From the warrior pigeons of The Royal Air Force, to one of the most infamous American businessmen, and even a bit about Soviet witches. This week we pay tribute to a few winged friends, the luckiest man in history, and even our dear Dolly. All of whom leave us asking, what the f**k history?

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Debbie Does Diogenes

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Do you know what we're doing? After ten episodes you'd think that we would but let's ask the magic eight ball... it says chances highly unlikely. Sounds about right. Well what we do know is that Diogenes was the best barrel hobo out there and that if you've kept up with us so far, we cannot thank you enough! So here's to ten more, forever more. Oh and before we forget, what the f**k history?!

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The Not so Microdose Miracle

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 17:00:00 GMT

This week the gang finally does their math and surprise surprise, they're really bad at it. But what we lack in polynomial equating powers, we more than make up for in some of our weirdest stories by far. With more insanity from 1904, the woman who put the Wall Street boys to shame long before reddit, and the best performance enhanced with drugs ever once again we have to ask ourselves, what the f**k history?

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Daddy Kellogg Says Sex is a Sin

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT

With the holidays behind us and a whole lot more weird history happening in our lifetimes, the gang once again takes a look back to times that make 2021 seem almost sane. With the 1904 version of Wacky Racers, a Stan Lee like cameo from an old favorite, the best April Fools joke ever, and finding out the worst person did make the worst cereal. So put on your headphones, pour out some corn flakes for the homies, and get ready to ask what the f**k history?

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Don't Tell PETA About This One

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT

With a new year right around the corner, the gang is getting out the best of their worst before we all make promises to be better come 2021. For now though, we plan on discussing the most 'Murican thing since apple pie, why you should never trust a wandering stranger, and how the Greeks can justify anything as long as it involves overly complicated legal work. May you all enjoy a new year, a new you, and a new reason to ask what the f**k history?

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Holly Jolly F**king Christmas

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care... until we came down with a holiday gift of an extra episode. The gang is here to put some knowledge under the tree, eat all of your milk and cookies, and do their best not to ruin your holiday. This week we talk about the one time we decided not to kill each other on Christmas, Massachusetts being the original Grinch, and the one year we saved Nova Scotia's Canadian Bacon. So gather round this Yuletide podcast, tis the season of putting aside our differences and all asking together, what the f**k history?

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Spooky Scary History

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The Halloween episode is a little late this year but that doesn't stop the gang from discussing the finer point of cannibalism and other horrors. With more than a few skeletons in the closet than we prefer to say, this week we discuss Hungry evil rulers, the use of post mortem photography, and apologizing to the entire country of France.

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A Little Gay for Alice

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Bigger, better, faster, stronger... or something like that. This week the gang goes hard on the wackiness of history. From the unbelievable antics of Alice Roosevelt, to glow in the dark gone wrong, and how even before becoming emperor Cesar did not give any f**ks. And if that wasn't enough, just for fun the gang also makes the worst fan fiction of the bible. Once again, a special thanks to The Radium Girls, be sure to check them out on Facebook and Bandcamp!

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The Responsible Party God

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT

This week the gang decides to keep things on the down-low... or they would if history ever decided to cut them some slack. You might not be any smarter after listening to these idiots, but you will know the dangers of molasses, how to make science sexy, and that apparently ABBA's Dancing Queen had some sway in 1518.

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Episode 1.5: We Ain't Kings of Sh**

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT

A behind the scenes look at the podcast makes the gang realize just how wild this journey has been and how at the end of the day, we're asking ourselves wtf about more than just history.

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The Pilot

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 23:00:00 GMT

In this, the seminal episode of What the F**k History, three know-it-all idiots explore the weird history behind some of the worlds favorite sweet treats. So shake your head along with them as they explore, for the first time, the things that make us say, what the f**k history?

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