Y’ALL EVER

Listen Fat (guest Brianna Murphy)

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 01:29:49 GMT

Hey buddies! We're back and GOING OFF with special guest Brianna Murphy for a little post election conversation. I had to take a break from the podcast for a second to not spiral out, hope you understand. Hard to be helpful or funny when you feel like shit mentally. The result is a much better pod and my mental health is a lot better. You rock. Seriously you're the best. Going to drop some extra bonus episodes soon, to make it up.

SONG: "S.O.S." by ABBA

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Special Guest Jack Robichaud

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 16:55:19 GMT

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Pay No Attention To That Podcaster Behind That Curtain

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 21:59:33 GMT

Hey sorry this is going up late, it's been a hectic week and then last night I passed out around 7 after eating a whole pizza. I'M ONLY HUMAN. That's not cum that's just dried cheese on my lips! Anyway, what a time 2 be alive.

SONG SUGGESTION: "Constant Hum" by Sprain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBvJfV6HTDg

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Who's Thinking Tonight?

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 04:07:52 GMT

This episode I share some thoughts about my pilot that never got picked up, old gods, magic, and good old fashioned Al Capone tax evasion. It's all here folks.

PILOT LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGopuhBm-uk

SONG SUGGESTION: "Helvegen" by Wardruna - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnkTuHP9q3o

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Special Guest Brianna Murphy Drops In

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 08:41:12 GMT

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Mine 11

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 02:25:21 GMT

Someone writes in with our surprisingly FIRST Slipknot suggestion! Always feel free to suggest a song or add it yourself to the playlist "Y'all Ever Listen to Music"

LINK: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mCePak8LKIIget8zcsPwQ?si=YwDrGFOuTBmDdIbh9a991g

Songs at the end of the episode...

Katy Perry - Hackensack (Fountains of Wayne Cover)

Slipknot - Vermillion pt 2

Slipknot - Vermillion pt 1

Slipknot - Custer

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(NOT AN EPISODE) Thailand Fun Work Music

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:56:24 GMT

This was suggested on the bonus and it rocks for background music while trying to work

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Tourjizzm

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:42:49 GMT

Can you believe this episode is about procrastination?

songs at the end...

Dane Cook - "Forward"

Jeremy Renner - "Heaven Don't Have a Name"

Equilibrium - "Mana"

Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mCePak8LKIIget8zcsPwQ?si=mQZAZIngSsuyo7bCP8kOyg

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Suicide Girls Hotline

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 08:23:33 GMT

Stick around after the outro and hear an awesome Father John Misty cover and an unholy creation

Write 2: yalleveremail@gmail.com

Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3mCePak8LKIIget8zcsPwQ?si=uyNDFFcVS2K6br2Ltk0Erw

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I Wanna Fly The Plane

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 23:18:56 GMT

Write in to Yalleveremail@gmail.com!

Add a song to the "Y'all Ever Listen to Music?" playlist!

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Qu0IcF4RlUXfZ26X5MQaQ?si=QJs2-IHuS8WN280hCJIm5g

Glad you're alive!

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Shot in the Freud (and you're to blame)

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 20:09:02 GMT

Songs this episode are "beggar" by Richard Dawson and 'Alive" by Lil Jon and 2 Chainz.

The Spotify Playlist, scroll to the bottom for "Y'all Ever Listen to Music"

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Qu0IcF4RlUXfZ26X5MQaQ?si=oPxAC4ERRjyYTFASTt2fiw

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Brianna Murphy 2: The Quickening

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 09:06:26 GMT

Uuuh holy shit what a great time with Brianna Murphy, hope you enjoy it.

SUBMIT A SONG TO THE "Y'all Ever Listen to Music" PLAYLIST ON MY SPOTIFY PAGE (smash that follow button?) crazy excited for this

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Qu0IcF4RlUXfZ26X5MQaQ?si=Q_gLe-4vRaWCR-a85Etf7g

TRY AND KEEP IT TO 1 SONG BUT I'LL BE DOING MORE DON'T WORRY

BTW STEVIE (my dog) IS FINE, SHE'S DOING GREAT

glad you're alive

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Schrodinger's Dog

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 16:54:07 GMT

Here's a link to the document that got sent in about talking with your conservative parents

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQcxivDvbfr7oQxylXdGxYchJOPpEQ00pLdxiZodqSQz52CZWL83ygfx3taPKhfWoMGMEH1DOKmAPUk/pub?fbclid=IwAR1nDC2bRqkVbko_Sfr_UFiPA6DYEvCwqxSs0SFDclHNrPujfee-FLtwwAk&urp=gmail_link

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Pube Detective

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 02:36:21 GMT

Sorry this is late, I'M LEARNING, I hate technology and it hates me. Thanks for being here!

Weird video played at the end (for context): https://streamable.com/tjb2pg

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2 Mice 1 Bucket

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 06:07:50 GMT

Sorry little late putting this up, took way longer than I thought. This episode I talk about social event anxiety, read one of your emails, and talk about impressions that I can only sporadically do

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Return of the Solo

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 00:26:14 GMT

Hey buddies, just stretching my legs doing a solo bonus about Disneyland, The Washington Redskins, Hamilton and the unending struggle of using creativity to ease depression. Episodes with guests coming soon!

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Crochet a Cock Sleeve?

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 13:00:04 GMT

Hampton and Dave read an email from a listener who has a new skill GUESS WHAT IT IS

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y’all Ever Been to a Restaurant?

Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:43:25 GMT

Hampton broke the law. He and Dave talk about how he’s going to jail.

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Straight-Up Hate Somebody?

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:01:01 GMT

Hampton and Dave talk some SHIT!!!!!

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Not Wanna Hate Nintendo?

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 00:00:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about gaming and hope to god they can keep playing Mario.

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Y'ALL BONUS- Y'all Ever Get Mad at the Fucking World?

Thu, 28 May 2020 14:00:04 GMT

Hampton and Dave expand on how sad they are about the loss of their friend, and move on to discuss how sad they are for the state of things in general. Be safe and be good to yourself and we'll get through this.

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Y'ALL BONUS- Y'all Ever Break Up in Quarantine?

Thu, 21 May 2020 18:00:04 GMT

Hampton and Dave read an email about a very, very, very fresh breakup, and then they get really sad thinking about breakups.

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Y'ALL BONUS-Y'all Ever Have a Noticeable Drinking and Drug Problem?

Thu, 14 May 2020 14:01:03 GMT

Dave tells Hampton a horrifying story of something dumb as shit he did 500 years ago.

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Y'ALL BONUS- Y'all Ever Get Banned From A Museum?

Thu, 07 May 2020 14:01:05 GMT

Dave and Hampton read an email from the comedian Chris William, who got banned from the fucking Chef Boyardee Museum holy shit what

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Y'ALL BONUS-Y'all Ever Follow Up?

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 13:01:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton read a follow-up email from Katie, who had written in to say she started off quarantine by moving in with her boyfriend and quitting drinking. Spoiler alert: she's good!

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Y'ALL BONUS-Y'all Ever Pave The Streets with Cheese?

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 15:00:04 GMT

This, my friends, is yet another American Tail episode of Y'all Ever.

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Y'ALL BONUS-Y'all Ever Destroy Your To-Do List?

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 14:00:04 GMT

Hampton and Dave further their discussion of the fact that Toxicity by System of a Down is the greatest album of all time. They also field an email from a listener who is truly getting their shit together in quarantine, and god damn that is wonderful.

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Y'ALL BONUS-Y'all Ever Have to Be a Fucking Teacher Now?

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 13:00:03 GMT

Hampton and Dave read a listener's email about how overwhelming life, especially when you are home-schooling, can be during quarantine, but not until after they shit on Offspring for ten full minutes.

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Isolate... MORE?

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 14:00:05 GMT

Hampton and Dave read a listener email about extreeeeeme
social isolation, and Hampton is still wearing an American flag.

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Y'ALL SOLO - Dave Plays An Old Song About Bestiality

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 15:21:53 GMT

As always, the title says it all.

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GET STUPID - Intro episode (Patreon-only preview!)

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 18:00:37 GMT

Dave is starting his solo podcast next week! TUESDAY ACTUALLY. This is the first/intro episode, where he describes the show for a few minutes and previews a couple of the bits. Also includes the show's theme song, which is written and recorded by Chris Cresswell of The Flatliners and of Hot Water Music and of his great solo shit. Hope you like it!

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Accidentally Prank a Stranger?

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 15:01:01 GMT

Hampton and Dave read a listener's email about bursting into the wrong house, thinking it was their friends, and then share their own stories of fucking with the wrong people. Oh dear god, we are all a mess.

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Y'ALL BONUS - Y'all Ever Cry Together?

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:00:03 GMT

Right before they recorded this, Hampton and Dave cried together.

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Y’ALL SOLO - Dave over-explains podcasting!!!!

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 19:51:15 GMT

You’re not gonna believe this, but the title says it all!!!!!!!!!!! We love you so much glad you’re alive ok thx

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Y’ALL BONUS - Y’all Ever Hate Shinedown?

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 16:31:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton share some stories of getting way way way too anxious on dates. They also, as advertised, talk shit on Shinedown.

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Y’ALL BONUS - Y’all Ever Sneak Preview Your New Podcast?

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 16:00:03 GMT

Dave and Hampton recorded this episode right after they recorded the first episode of Y’all Ever, which doesn’t come out til next week! This is the first place you can ever hear the show in its new format. We hope you like it. :) Also the Y’all Ever theme song was written and recorded by our good friend Stefan Babcock of PUP. We are not worthy.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Y’ALL BONUS?

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 16:01:01 GMT

Oh noooo the final BONUS BUDDIES. But the first Y’ALL BONUS! Bonuses go weekly starting in March, which is next fucking week, get ready hell yeah more cum

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BONUS BUDDIES - BEATING IT (Dave beat Super Mario World)

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 01:29:53 GMT

Dave beat Super Mario World and now he has nothing to live for except his cat.

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SOLO BUDDIES - Dave Explains MICHAEL CRICHTON!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 23:30:59 GMT

In this episode of solo buddies, Dave cannot shut up about Congo. It is honestly off-putting!!!

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SOLO BUDDIES - Dave Explains MONEY!!!

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 23:01:00 GMT

In this episode of solo buddies (which was supposed to go up for $10 patrons a week ago sorry sorry sorry we’re sorry), Dave goes on a weird long rant about how to turn creativity into a small business, even though he doesn’t even know if it’s working yet! He kinda does tho! He kinda does!!!!!!

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GET STUPID (Dave's new podcast) - Test Episode

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 07:07:36 GMT

Okay A COUPLE THINGS. My new podcast will be called GET STUPID but I used to think I was gonna call it "What's It Called". When we recorded this test ep, I was thinking it would be called "What's It Called", and so I call it "What's It Called" on the recording, but that's not what it's gonna be called. Ok great!

My two guests are Sam Wiles and Lindsay Adams. I love them both so much as comedians and also as people, so please look them up and follow them.

The game of the episode is that we go around in a circle coming up with new names for the Statue of Liberty. That's not the sole premise of GET STUPID -- it's gonna be a brainstorming show where we come up with ideas, projects, names for things and more -- but this is one type of episode we'll be doing. Hope you dig it. We had a blast. :)

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BONUS BUDDIES - Stupid Jizz As Stupid Does

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 13:00:04 GMT

Dave and Hampton riff like crazy for the first half of this episode, to the point where Dave literally hurts from laughing. Then they... GET INTO IT. It might come as a surprise to you, but Dave and Hampton are having... feelings!

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR FROM DAVE

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 05:40:42 GMT

Ok so BIG APOLOGIES but this audio has no bumpers! It doesn't have the theme song at the beginning or end because I wanted to get it up before the year ended! (Look, it's super hard for me to add the god damn bumpers. I'm bad at some technology. SOME NOT ALL, okay???)

I love y'all very very much. A lot of this episode is me talking about how grateful I am for this podcast. Thank you so so much for being with us this year. It's been a hard year, but this show, and all of you, have helped us a great deal. I hope you're having fun tonight and that you're being good to yourself. Glad you're alive. See you in 2020!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Christmas Vacation Pt. 2

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 17:00:03 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about family again, and start to feel better!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Christmas Vacation Pt. 1

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 17:00:04 GMT

Dave and Hampton have full panic attacks talking about family.

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SOLO BUDDIES - Dave Gets Insanely Insecure

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 21:33:46 GMT

Dave gets really insecure in this one! Like... super insecure!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Inside Out

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 15:01:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton turn their feelings...INSIDE OUT...

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAMPTON SEVEN

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 00:44:23 GMT

THE RETURN OF THE HAMPTON SOLO!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Emo Kids

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:00:03 GMT

Dave plays with his phone for awhile and then they both start crying.

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE NEIN

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 21:41:46 GMT

Dave rants about how he loves to funny, and does not want to get that vulnerable this time, and then he gets vulnerable any way, and it all has something to do with spotify.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Beetlejuice

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 16:00:04 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about Beetlejuice, which Dave has never seen, and never will, because he does not want to, because it's so gross.

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE ATE

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 18:01:00 GMT

Dave eats! Not on this episode but he does sometime after so that he can live.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Depression of Zelda GOD MODE

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 17:01:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton read and discuss more of your answers to the fucking video games question they posted on the god damn internet FUCK YEAH

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BONUS BUDDIES - Hotel For Dicks

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 18:01:42 GMT

Dave and Hampton coming at you FROM THE ROAD! ROAD DOGS! BIG ROOM BOYS! BIG DOGS! BIG ROOM ROAD DOG BOYS!

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAMPTON SIX

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 20:56:54 GMT

Hampton talks about DEPRESSION EVER HEARD OF IT?!

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE SEVEN

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 01:08:52 GMT

Dave is on the road and he is sick!!!!!! He talks about how sick he is, and how beautiful it is to be on a train, and about how dumb it is to drink beer, a thing he does a lot.

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BONUS BUDDIES - 988

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 14:01:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about the movement to change the Suicide Hotline because duh it should be way easier

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SOLO BUDDIES - Hampton Five

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 18:30:01 GMT

Hampton, the most woke corpse, goes solo for almost 30 minutes!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Movies To Watch When You're Sad

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 18:00:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton asked what movies you watch when you're feeling sad and you better have fucking answered!

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BONUS BUDDIES - JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 21:52:18 GMT

Dave and Hampton continue the conversation about Jeffrey Epstein and you know why.

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A Track from Dave's Unreleased Album!

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 06:36:45 GMT

Hello, it's me, Dave Ross, writing about myself (Dave Ross!) My album comes out in a little over a week. I love this podcast and I love you and I so appreciate your support, so I think you should be able to hear some of the album before other people! So here it is. One track off the album, available to literally all patrons here.

The track is called, "I SCREAM AT CHILDREN."

Don't worry there are no children on the track.

Also it's track 7.

Track 8 is called, "I AM HOT AND YOUNG," but that's not available here. Only "I SCREAM AT CHILDREN" is available.

I hope you like it.

Also in case you didn't know, my first album comes out August 23rd! It's called THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS EVER HAD SEX. You can get it digitally or with a flipbook on Aspecialthing Records or Little Dipper. All purchase links are gathered together at http://sex.guns.beer/

ANY WAY. Thank you. :)

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SOLO BUDDIES — DAVE SIX

Thu, 08 Aug 2019 18:00:01 GMT

Dave waxes philosophical about how his brain works, just like he does every other time he talks.

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SOLO BUDDIES - FIVE DOLLAR DAVE EDITION

Thu, 08 Aug 2019 17:01:00 GMT

Dave, alone and feeling insane at home, walks you through his weird anxious night in Sherman Oaks.

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BONUS BUDDIES - USE YOUR ILLUSION II

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:30:59 GMT

THATS RIGHT! 2 BUDDIES! 1 QUESTION! A LOT OF ANSWERS! ITS A 2-PARTER!

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BONUS BUDDIES - USE YOUR ILLUSION I

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 16:45:19 GMT

Dave and Hampton try to read your answers for "lyrics that got you through times" but then distracted...

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SOLO BUDDIES — DAVE FIVE

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 16:52:17 GMT

You’re not gonna believe this, but Dave talks about himself for 45 minutes.

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Solo Buddies - Hampton 4

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 14:01:04 GMT

Hampton let's the jazz flow and talks about the Dalai Lama too much

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BONUS BUDDIES - Simpsons Part 2

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 17:30:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about suicide in The Simpsons...again!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Simpsons Part 1

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 17:01:01 GMT

Dude there is so much suicide in the fucking Simpsons tho

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE FOUR

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 23:21:34 GMT

In this solo Dave rant, Dave gets ready for tour, and while doing so, ends up yelling about his parents lolololololol FUCK

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BONUS BUDDIES - Airplane!

Thu, 23 May 2019 15:00:03 GMT

Hampton and Dave talk about the three suicides in the movie Airplane!, but not for long!

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAMPTON THREE

Sun, 19 May 2019 03:14:58 GMT

Hampton cums wit it solo (JO Simpsonstyle)

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BONUS BUDDIES - Death Buddies

Fri, 10 May 2019 00:01:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton go to you guys for hot suggestions of songs about DEATH.

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE THREE

Fri, 03 May 2019 00:50:55 GMT

Dave drinks coffee and talks about CBS too much.

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BONUS BUDDIES - PREDATOR

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 21:00:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton discuss the Predator that commits suicide in that one movie...

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAMPTON TWO

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 21:30:01 GMT

Hampton talks about the very, very recent suicide of the former president of Peru, Alan Garcia, and uh oh family DRAMA

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BONUS BUDDIES - Depression Songs 2: Into the Depression-Verse

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 17:00:04 GMT

We asked you guys before our recording to list some songs you love that are ABOUT depression. Dave and Hampton agree dance music is good.

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE TWO

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 19:31:32 GMT

This is a Dave episode. Dave talks, and Dave only. GET READY. IT’S DAVE. He talks about heroin and the Facebook group. He’s Dave.

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SOLO BUDDIES - HAMPTON ONE

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 17:01:01 GMT

ARRRRRE YOUUU REAADDDYYYYYYY for Hampton's first Solo Buddy episode? Fuck Alex Jones, Fuck Joe Rogan, Fuck the COPS! COMEWITITNOW!

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BONUS BUDDIES - The Royal Tenenbaums

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 17:00:03 GMT

Hampton and Dave discuss the attempted suicide in one of Wes Anderson’s *family movies* and really they just talk about the soundtrack.

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SOLO BUDDIES - DAVE ONE

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 18:01:00 GMT

In this, the flagship episode of Solo Buddies, in which Dave is talking to himself for a half hour while avoiding making potatoes, he gives you advice on how to feel better, and does not make potatoes.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Depression Songs

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 18:01:01 GMT

We posed a question on Twitter and Facebook AND YOU ANSWERED. Holy shit you answered. Thank you so much! We asked, "What is your favorite song to listen to when you're depressed?" You had feelings about this, and WE HAD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.

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BONUS BUDDIES - I'm Blue, If I was Green I Wouldn't Be Depressed

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 19:01:00 GMT

"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAAA" -a real thing someone said (a lot!!!!!!!!)

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BONUS BUDDIES - Basketball Diaries

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 18:00:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton have absolutely no idea what happened in this episode, and they never did.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Couples Counseling

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 19:01:00 GMT

Dave is still sick with Ebola and has to miss an episode. Hampton and Aristotle sit down with Georgea Brooks and have a rambling fun conversation that oddly lands on Gentrification. Enjoy the fresh content!

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BONUS BUDDIES - GODVERSATION 2: THE RESURRECTION

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 18:01:00 GMT

Hampton and Dave read a listener email about god, and have a conversation about god, in which it is not clear whether or not they like god.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Gus Van Sant’s Last Days

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:00:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk at length about Gus Van Sant’s kinda Kurt Cobain movie, and break down what it’s like inside Kurt Cobain’s brain, because Dave has been in there.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Its A Wonderful Life

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 19:00:09 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk about “It’s a Wonderful Life”and how it’s a suicide movie but it’s actually maybe a Die Hard movie??? Yippie Kay ho ho!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Unthanksgiving

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 19:00:04 GMT

As a sister episode to the last Bonus Buddies, Hampton and Dave discuss what they’re UNthankful for. Honestly, it’s mostly Doritos and Target!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Thanksgiving

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 18:01:01 GMT

Hampton does not like Thanksgiving and Dave is madly in love with Thanksgiving but regardless, they trade off expressing what they’re thankful for. And... Aristotle speaks!!! (He’s a much better person than Hampton and Dave.)

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BONUS BUDDIES - Today (by the Smashing Pumpkins)

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 17:01:00 GMT

Turns out the song Today is about suicide. But any way Smashing Pumpkins rule, dude. The 90s, dude. Remember slap bracelets? Hell yeah.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Inside The Actors Studio

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 17:01:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton get REAL then get SILLY then get REAL again followed by a quick amount of SILLY

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BONUS BUDDIES - In Bruges

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 17:01:00 GMT

First, Dave and Hampton try to get you to listen to cunty music. You know cunty music, like Garth Brooks and people with horses and shit. Cunty. After that they talk about In Bruges but if we want you to get anything from this description, it's that you should listen to cunty music, which is a type of music listened to by Republicans.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Godversation

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 02:09:23 GMT

Dave and Hampton have a Godversation about nihilism.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Terminator 2

Thu, 30 Aug 2018 18:00:02 GMT

Dave and Hampton discuss the robot suicide at the end of Terminator 2, but not before discussing literally everything else possible first.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Listener Emails #4

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 18:00:02 GMT

Hampton and Dave read another listener email and share their feelings on FRIENDSHIP. LIFE IS HARD WITHOUT FRIENDS. PLEASE GOD BE OUR FRIENDS.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Romeo & Juliet

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 17:30:00 GMT

Yes, the book.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Boogie Nights

Thu, 12 Jul 2018 16:01:00 GMT

Hampton and Dave argue a lot in this one, because it's about porn, and they both know a lot about porn.

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BUDDIES RINGTONE #2 - Glad You're The Radio

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 21:57:34 GMT

The second in our neverending series of positivity-based ringtones. This one is evergreen -- you might use it as your ring, or to alert when you get a text, or if you want your alarm clock to terrify you. Glad you're alive, glad you have a phone.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Listener Emails #3

Thu, 28 Jun 2018 15:01:00 GMT

Hampton and Dave read a great email from a listener, and discuss therapy for a bit. Then, Dave helps Hampton solve THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL TIME.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Independence Day

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:00:01 GMT

This entire episode is basically an argument about how Will Smith pronounces "Earth".

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BUDDIES RINGTONE #1

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 18:50:02 GMT

The first ever Suicide Buddies ringtone. This one is particularly handy to alert you that your phone is ringing. Future ringtones might be texting-specific, or email-specific, or have something to do with google maps.

Please, do download this and use it to alert yourself that your phone is ringing. Also do what it says. It's great advice.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Listener Emails #2

Thu, 24 May 2018 13:01:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton read an intense email from a listener and talk about GUNS, BRO!

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BONUS BUDDIES - Listener Emails #1

Thu, 17 May 2018 18:30:46 GMT

Dave and Hampton finally sat down to read some emails and go way off topic.

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BONUS BUDDIES - The Shawshank Redemption with Matt Ingebretson

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 17:00:01 GMT

Hampton and Dave welcome their good buddy Matt Ingebretson into the Bonus Buddies studio for a diatribe about how lame The Shawshank Redemption is, but also how fucking sick The Shawshank Redemption is.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Jumper

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 17:00:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton literally watch music videos from the 90s on youtube about suicide and yell at the tv. Then, after not that long, shut it off, and continue to yell at the tv.

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BONUS BUDDIES - The Bible

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 17:00:00 GMT

Dave and Hampton discuss suicide in the Bible, because there is so much suicide in the Bible, like a lot of suicide in the Bible, holy shit there is so much god damn suicide in the Bible.

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BONUS BUDDIES - The Force Goes to Bed

Thu, 08 Mar 2018 08:00:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton talk through basically every car crash they've ever been in before talking about mortality and suicide in the Star Wars movies.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Groundhog Day with Jake Weisman

Thu, 22 Feb 2018 08:01:00 GMT

We still have Jake Weisman held prisoner and we talk about our favorite suicides from Groundhog Day.

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BONUS BUDDIES - Suicide Forest

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 08:00:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton discuss the insane reality that is the Suicide Forest, but really not very much. Really, they make fun of Logan Paul. A lot.

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BONUS BUDDIES - R. Kelly, who is alive

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 04:32:01 GMT

Dave and Hampton discuss the suicide at the end of Last of the Mohicans, but not before they get in a huge argument about whether or not R. Kelly is stupid.

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